NIRVANA
  has just completed a west
coast tour playing with Sonic Youth and
STP. The bonding of rock madness began
in Las Vegas and spread its way like a
trail of genital to Vancouver.
Nirvana played with Dale, drummer
for the Melvins, in place of Chad
Channing, who is currently opening
the Chad Channing choosy chanting
charity for charbroiled chandlers.
Seattle incest seems to rule lives as
Mudhoney's red headed rock boncho, Dan
"the man" Peters joins Nirvana as their
new drummer. Incest is best, dick.

The FLUID
  had planned to head out
on the road in early September,
however, their tour has been moved and
they will probably be out in late
September or early October. Matt, the
bass player, is currently recovering
from an injury to his band. So, if
anyone wants to mail him candy,
chocolates, cards, or any type of little
goody shabang-mail it to him c/o Sub
Pop. People not sending stuff will be
thought of as thickskinned thoughtless
thugs to be thwacked.

  Spud studs, TAD, are doing a mini
midwest tour, where they'll be doing
some recording at Smart Studios. so' if
you want to have a Spud Feast with the
big guys, go to these places:

SEPTEMBER

2-Madison,OK's Corral
4-Minneapolis, The Uptown
5-Lincoln, Nebraska,Duffy's
6-Kansas City,MO, Human Observation Lab
7-Chicago, Cabarett
8-Ann Arbor, Club Heidelberg

L7
  are getting ready to hit the
road. Donits is sick of being the
"loner with the boner" and they're ready
to wipe skidmarks across the country at
the joints below. See them or lose, you
little fuckwads. Next time, we'll give
you European dates for late September
into October.

AUGUST
24-Portland-The Satyricon
25-Seattle-Motorsports Hall
26-0lympia-Rekomuse
27-Boise-The Zoo

SEPTEMBER
1-Ann Arbor Prlsm. Prod.-Detroit
 St. Andrew's Hall
2-Toronto-The Rivoli
3-Kalamazoo-Club Soda
4-Pittsburgh University of Pittsburgh
5-Philly-The Revival
9-Richmond, V.A.
13-Dallas-Club Clearview w/ The Fluid.
l4-Austin-Cannibal Club wi The Fluid.
15-Houston-Axiom w/ The Fluid.

DWARVES

  Punker than punk band, the DWARVES,
will be on the road in September or
October. They're ready to injure people
with plastic beer pitchers and lick a
few rectums while they're at it. Catch
them at these places:
SEPTEMBER

20-Portland, The Satyricon
21-Olympia, the We Don't Know Club
22-Seattle, Motorsports Int'l Garage
27-Riverside L.A., Spanky's
28-Long Beach L.A., The Country Club
29-San Diego, The Casbar
30-Phoenix,AZ, The Mason Jar
OCTOBER

2-El Paso, Hot Rocks
3-Lubbock, TX
5-Houston, The Axiom
6-San Antone, DMZ
7-Dallas
ll-Richmond,VA, Metro
12-Philly, Foren's Tavern
13-Baltimore, MD
14-Redding,PA, The Silo