A PUNKERAMIC VIEW
          
 Well, it was harsh, but profanity
proved to rule global weakness. The
"Fuck Me, I'm Rich" CDS were held up at
the border because of the special little
title, and getting them delivered to the
rock headquarters was a rock headache--
border conTROLLS--monsters of lameness.
But the important thing is that it's
here now and not only can we corrupt
young punk rock minds with bad words,
we can also administer some serious
damage with the Dwarves "Blood, Guts, &
Pussy" LP. The cover has naked babes,
strippers actually, covered in blood
and a midget drug dealer also covered
in red juices with a dead little bunny
covering his privates. Big things come
in little packages. if you were lucky
enough to get one of the singles, take
your "Fuck You Up and Get High" pins and
sport it proudly.

   FREE SOUNDGARDEN SINGLES will be distributed In September to all the
lonely wackers enrolled In the singles club. It's the first recording with
their new bass player, Ben Shepard. The ditties are titled, "Room A Thousand
Years Wide" and "H.l.V. Baby."