Sagittarius.
Formerly Dickless (circa 1989).
Born in Arizona, white trash. Screwed around in other bands when not
incarcerated or in re-hab. Sister is an airline stewardess, the other
is living in a trailer park. Kelly has some blue hair. Favorite drugstore item: Cigarettes--she never met one she didn't like. Claim to fame: Straight teeth.
Taurus. First band ever. Originally from Detroit. Ex-cheerleader. Loves cotton candy. Takes vacations in Detroit. Julie has some white hair, but not because she's old. Favorite drugstore item: Peroxide. Claim to fame: Can drink a 12-pack in an hour.
Leo. Formerly in Slappywhite, Dickless, Monroes Fur. She's from Houston. Potty mouth. Lisa has some red hair. Favorite drugstore item: Ace bandages and Bufferin. Claim to fame: Can drink a 12-pack in a half-hour.
The Teen Angels have red, white and blue hair.
Collective band credo: "Creative Truth Management."
Musical influences: X, the Cramps, "Twisted George Jones" types of bands, Mudhoney, Tad, Nirvana. The major influence: Grunge. "We can't play our instruments...what do you think?"
Description of Daddy: "Post menstrual syndrome, pre-caffeine wake-up call with a dash of nicotine." That's punk rock, tough-chick noise. The Partridge Family bus covered with tar.
People will purchase Daddy because: " Here's the logic--it's a freak show, I'm a five-foot tall, 99-pound girl with blue hair who sounds like a 400 pound man," says Canary.
