| 1 |
Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act like Certain Pop Culture
References! |
| 2 |
Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina and Anus! |
| 3 |
A Rapid Series of Comical Noises! |
| 4 |
I've Takena Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics
to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood! |
| 5 |
Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter,
Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant and Thus, Great
Sources of Ridicule! |
| 6 |
My Child is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly
Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said! |
| 7 |
My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny! |
| 8 |
When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious
and Annoying I Present as "Quirky" but It's Okay to Joke
About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish! |
| 9 |
Pandering to the Locals! |
| 10 |
Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won't Prevent Me from Getting
Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals! |
| 11 |
Weathermen Have Become, for the Most Part, Obsolete! |
| 12 |
When All is Said and Done, I am Lonely and Miserable and Barely
Able to Mask My Contempt for the Audience as I Trot Out the Same Sorry
Act I've Been Doing Since the Mid-Eighties! |